While we are on the topic. . .

My other “Brad Paisley is sooo creative” song is, Online:

I work down at the Pizza Pit
And I drive an old Hyundai
I still live with my mom and dad
I’m 5 foot 3 and overweight
I’m a scifi fanatic
A mild asthmaticA
nd I’ve never been to second base (gasp)
But there’s whole ‘nother me
That you need to see
Go checkout MySpace’

Cause online I’m out in Hollywood
I’m 6 foot 5 and I look *%# good
I drive a Maserati
I’m a black-belt in karate
And I love a good glass of wine
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing serious’
(something something something)
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When I get home I kiss my mom
And she fixes me a snack
And I head down to my basement bedroom
And fire up my Mac
In real life the only time I’ve ever even been to L.A
Is when I got the chance with the marching band
To play tuba in the Rose Parade

Online I live in Malibu
I pose for Calvin Klein, I’ve been in GQ
I’m single and I’m rich
And I’ve got a set of six pack abs that would blow your mind
It turns girls on that I’m mysterious
I tell them I don’t want nothing
(something something something)
I’m so much cooler online
So much cooler online

When you got my kind of stats
It’s hard to get a date
Let alone a real girlfriend
But I grow another foot and I lose a bunch of weight
Every time I login!

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One Response to While we are on the topic. . .

  1. Allison says:

    Brad P. is pretty great. Did I tell you I saw him once, too? We were all in the car headed to Starbuck’s (in our pj’s) one evening when a friend called and told me that Brad P. and his wife were eating at the same restaurant as her, which just so happened to be right next door to Starbuck’s. So I did my not so cool drive by 3 times (they were sitting by the window) but got some pretty good glimpses at his little family. I think Mitch was hiding on the floorboard by the second lap around! I was so sad that I had on my pj’s! Otherwise I would have been even cooler and gone in and strolled by the table a couple of times:)

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