Yesterday I was playing Uno with Bubba.  HE SAID, “Next Christmas I’ll get a new game called Dos.”

Honey and I were sitting at the table this morning.  Honey was rubbing his eyes and I was yawning.  KB asked what was wrong and I said we were tired because they keep getting up so early.  Honey added, “The thing is, our children don’t obey.”  SHE SAID, “You could pretend.  I did that before.  Try it out!” and walked away.