Whilst at Walmart – 2 (You’re Not as Funny as you Think)

These are the lines EVERYONE uses when going through the checkout line at Wal-Mart. Your cashier HAS heard them before. They are no longer funny, they are just plain awkward for your cashier. Thank you.
When one sees a cashier with no line:

“Are you waiting for me?” or “You look like you are just waiting for me.” They are – that’s their job.

When an item doesn’t ring up or the scanner won’t pick up the UPC code:
“Guess that means it is free.” No – it doesn’t.

When asked by the cashier if one found everything they were looking for:
“And so much more!” or “I hope so” or “Except for that one thing I will remember when I get home.”

When going through the cigarette line and buying three packs of Camel Menthol Wides and the cashier asks if she has gotten the right pack:
“Looks fine to me. They all kill you, right?” WHAT THE HECK AM I SUPPOSED TO SAY TO THAT???

Oh, and tonight this guy kept screwing up at self-checkout and I had to go over to his register three times to help him. He apologized and then said, “Actually, it is my lame attempt to pick you up.” I was so taken off guard that I GIGGLED (whatever!) and said, “That’s sweet.” I don’t recommend anyone say either of these things either. What a dork – him and me.

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Whilst At Walmart – 1

This week was something else at work. A gal got fired and escorted out, another gal (pregnant with #2 in 12 months) fainted into my line, and Jesus confirmed (again) I am right where He wants me.
I was working self checkout on the Blimpie end – which means I was standing completely still and watching two customers per hour ring out their own purchases on the end of the store where the Blimpie sandwich shop used to be. It also means that I had pulled out a piece of register tape the length of my arm and was making a monthly plan for the kids/house with an overall theme for activities and crafts, fruit of the Spirit for discussion and focus, and area of the house to clean for my sanity. I had just gotten stuck on September when one of the Assistant Managers comes to check out and turns to me and says, “My daughter, she’s nine and she has autism and she loves peanut butter.” Random. I know. He then continued to tell me that they had found said nine year old in the kitchen this morning with a 2 lb. jar of peanut butter that was now half empty – it had started out completely full.

We laughed and chatted and then I asked where she went to school and dropped that I have a son with autism. WISH you could have seen his face. He lit up and whirled toward me exclaiming, “Have we talked about this?”

Turns out that he and his wife really have a burden for families with children on the Autism spectrum. They left their church in Illinois and moved to our area because of the school district, but have planted a church specifically for these families with Autistic children because other churches have nothing for them.

I cried.

Also, he gave me a business card and his wife’s name and told me to call her. There is a Yahoo Group out there for parents with kids on the spectrum and it’s an invitation only list. He said that his wife would hook me up with an invite and I can ask all my questions there.

God is good all the time.

And sometimes He is just plain overwhelming.

And to think that it happened at WalMart.

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NO WAY!!!

You aren’t going to believe this!

The first 9 years of my life was spent in a small town called Locust (you probably believe that part – the crazy thing is still coming.) It is a wonderful place and I have tons of memories from there and my parents go back to visit whenever God allows. There are special people there. Dear friends.

One such couple, the Plylers, have kept in close contact over the years and I recently found out that Mrs. Plyler reads the Blue Hutch. When she read about our “HGTV wanna-be” dreams and saw our cabinet she sent us this photo:

Can you believe it?? SAME CABINET!! She has it in an out-building on their property. I think that is SO COOL.

Now to start dreaming of what she could do to/with that cabinet!

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