Today I made a visit to the grocery and Walgreens – I knew of some deals from this week that actually met needs and the kids were all in school or “school”.

Schnucks:

Full Price Total: $27.23
Total after coupons and sale: $5.51
Savings: 80%

Walgreens
Full Price Total: $43.40
Total after coupons and sale: $5.15
Savings: 88%

I just realized that I can mail in a rebate for the three Windex bottles! It’s a $5 rebate so I will ultimately have only spent $.15!! That’s a 99.994% savings! Holla!

People who live in town, the cups were completely free – they are selling for a $1 and there is a $1 coupon peelie on each package! Limit of 10. If you are attending a Memorial Day cookout, you may want to volunteer to bring paper goods and then run, don’t walk, to your nearest Schnucks.

Ladies, look at your man –
now back at me –
now back at your man –
now back to me.
Thankfully, he is not me but he smells like me
since I ran out of my ladies body wash and had to use my husband’s manly smelling wash.

Look down. Now up.
Where are you? In a minivan with the girl your man smells like.
What’s in your hand? Now back at me. I have it.
It’s a coupon for the store I love.
Look again. The coupon is now body wash!
Anything is possible when you don’t want to smell like a man, but like a lady.
I’m at my computer.

For those of you who have NO IDEA what I am talking about (mom), watch this:

Yesterday, as Honey prepared to leave, Little asked where he was going. He answered, “I’m going to work, Little. I have to bring home the bacon!” Of course she repeated, “You have to bring home the bacon?”etc.

Last night, Honey got home just as I closed Little’s door. He went in to kiss her goodnight and this conversation followed:

“Hey, Dad.”
“Hey, Bud-Bud”
“Did you come home?”
“I did. Did you have a good day, Little?”
“Yes, I did.”
“Have good sleeps, Bud-Bud.”

Honey turned to leave and as he approached the door Little said, “Dad? Did you bring home the bacon?”
“Yes, Little, I did.”
“Maybe we can have it for dinner.”

(Bu-dum-dum-tsh!)