Cue “Jetplane”. . .

We went to Birmingham in February and it was super. Thank heaven for Southwest and their crazy “buy it before Friday” sales. $35/ticket was a deal we just couldn’t pass up. This is the place where people ask if the kids had flown before and I answer that all three of them had but all three of them were 6 months old or younger. This trip was VERY different.

Everybody had their own roller bag for the trip. We carried them on for the trip down but checked EVERYTHING on the way back – lesson learned.

The trip was pretty uneventful; clocking in at just over an hour, their wasn’t much time for tragedy or mayhem. The only trouble was the slow descent and how it affected Bubba’s ears. He cried and cried and the gum I gave him wasn’t helpful. Turns out the body-builder/salesman sharing a row with Little and I had some super tips to help out and gave Bubs some jerky to chew. That solved the problem. Then he told me it was ostrich jerky (less fat) and I thought I might become the next travel problem. Bubba loved it, though, so I stayed calm.

We flew into Birmingham on my daddy’s birthday and arrived in plenty of time to have a celebratory dinner and cupcakes my mom had bought WITH A GROUPON! Woohoo!!!

It was wonderful and we were all just so happy to be together. Who was all? My parents, all my siblings and their mates and children – 15 folks ranging from 18 months – 68 years of age. Good times.

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Proud(?) To Be an American

I never feel less American than I do in an airport. I wrote this Thursday while on a plane to our nation’s Capitol; getting to my seat was a ridiculous (for me) and humiliating (for others) process.

“I am going to be gone four days and, because of 100 beaurocratic reasons worded as safety precautions, I had to either get everything I need into a bag small enough to fit in an overhead bin or, basically, buy my luggage a ticket.

Then I watch the man in front of me in the security line practically strip and unpack – bless his heart. As he is filling his third bin with shoes, belt, laptop, money clip, breathing apparatus, coat, there comes a voice over the intercom saying that TSA has implemented new safety regulations limiting how many items one can take through a security check point. I’m looking at the guy in front of me and wondering if they would say anything to him about the number of items he is carrying through when, only moments before, he was wearing most of them.

As I came through the security check I looked up to see a woman with her hands in the air and a guard (two by two, hands of blue) pressing all along the seams of her bra.  SERIOUSLY!!!!!! Isn’t that a bit much?

I’ve been to China.  After this weekend I would say it isn’t as far away as we once thought it was.  What would Lee Greenwood say?”

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Come, Go With Me

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Is your kitchen:
User-Friendly?
Efficient?
Organized?

In this class you learn how to organize:
Under the sink
Over the refrigerator
Inside the refrigerator
Utensil drawers
Dishes and glasses
Bakeware
Spices
Pots and pans
The pantry
The junk drawer

Join us as we learn how to create order in the heart of our home!

When:
Saturday March 24, 2012 from 9:00 AM to 10:30 AM CDT

This is NOT at my place so let me know if you want to have a kitchen that is as great as mine is going to be and I will tell you how to register!!

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